Guiliani enjoys a post debate snack

"Being ignorant about foreign policy works up a mighty hunger!"

Bush Resigns - the nightmare is over

The nation breaths a sigh of relief as the dictator steps down. Today, as an april fools day joke, President Bush resigned, but to his befuddlement it was actually binding. Flustered and upset, the former president swiftly made his way to Paraguay. In his wake, Bush leaves a crashing economy due to overspending, a gutted constitution and global hatred for Americans. The people wish him a fond farewell.